The song in question will be Weird Al Yankovick’s little ditty, “The Night Santa Went Crazy” and will be posted in several parts in the run up to Christmas. Here’s part one:

In the workshop all the elves are making toys

For all the good gentile girls and good gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared them half to death

With a rifle in his hand, cheap whisky on his breath.

From his beard to his boots he was all covered in ammo

Like an old drunken yuletide Rambo

With a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye

He said “Merry Christmas to all, now you’re all gonna die!”