Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One prozac a day, husband’s a CPA
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24
Only been with one man, whatever happened to her plan?
She was going to be an actress, she was going to be a star
She was going to shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life and nothing’s been all right
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school tell her she’s uncool
Because she’s still preoccupied with 1985.