Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all

One prozac a day, husband’s a CPA

Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24

Only been with one man, whatever happened to her plan?

She was going to be an actress, she was going to be a star

She was going to shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake’s car

Her yellow SUV is now the enemy

Looks at her average life and nothing’s been all right

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school tell her she’s uncool

Because she’s still preoccupied with 1985.