Here comes Vi and my Uncle Larry with their little mutant Ben
They’re the reason why cousins shouldn’t marry
They’re here to plague my life again.
Mom’s in the kitchen basting the spam, Dad’s in the sitting room swilling down his beer
Me and Grandpa don’t give a dang
Because we really hate this time of year.
It’s another white trash Christmas, I think Santa missed us
It’s another, real mother of a white trash Christmas this year.