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Imagine if you were sued by Santa, the nicest man on the planet. This song takes a look at it.

Christmas Day will not be merry

Explaining to the children will be hard

It’s Christmas Eve tonight and our beagle picked a fight

With some reindeer grazing in the yard.

I sent the dog outside to do it’s business

I forgot to hook his leash up to the peg.

First he and Cupid came to blows

And bit Rudolph on the nose

And when I got there he was eyeing Prancer’s leg.

Now I’m getting sued by Santa Claus

He’s claiming mental anguish in his case

Yeah, I’m getting sued by Santa Claus

And my kids won’t even look me in the face.