Imagine if you were sued by Santa, the nicest man on the planet. This song takes a look at it.
Christmas Day will not be merry
Explaining to the children will be hard
It’s Christmas Eve tonight and our beagle picked a fight
With some reindeer grazing in the yard.
I sent the dog outside to do it’s business
I forgot to hook his leash up to the peg.
First he and Cupid came to blows
And bit Rudolph on the nose
And when I got there he was eyeing Prancer’s leg.
Now I’m getting sued by Santa Claus
He’s claiming mental anguish in his case
Yeah, I’m getting sued by Santa Claus
And my kids won’t even look me in the face.