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I’ve decided that up until Christmas, I will get everyone and me in the spirit by posting lyrics from Christmas songs on here. Be warned, these will not be traditional carols but satirical and otherwise amusing Christmas songs. Many will be parodies of traditional Christmas carols. So let’s start with “Leroy the Redneck Reindeer.”

Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick

So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy

Who lived out in the sticks.

He said, Santa’s really counting on me

And I don’t want to pass the buck.

Leroy said I’m on my way and he got in his pickup truck.

When Leroy got to the North Pole, the reindeer sniggered and laughed

They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat

Santa stepped in and said now all calm down because we all got a job to do

So like it or not Leroy’s in charge

And he’s gonna be leading you.

And it was Leroy the redneck reindeer

Hooked to the front of the sleight

Delivering toys to all the good old boys

And girls along the way.

A down home party animal he was having the time of his life.

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell

He made history that night.