I’ve decided that up until Christmas, I will get everyone and me in the spirit by posting lyrics from Christmas songs on here. Be warned, these will not be traditional carols but satirical and otherwise amusing Christmas songs. Many will be parodies of traditional Christmas carols. So let’s start with “Leroy the Redneck Reindeer.”
Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks.
He said, Santa’s really counting on me
And I don’t want to pass the buck.
Leroy said I’m on my way and he got in his pickup truck.
When Leroy got to the North Pole, the reindeer sniggered and laughed
They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat
Santa stepped in and said now all calm down because we all got a job to do
So like it or not Leroy’s in charge
And he’s gonna be leading you.
And it was Leroy the redneck reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleight
Delivering toys to all the good old boys
And girls along the way.
A down home party animal he was having the time of his life.
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
He made history that night.